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1634-The Ram Rebellion

Table of Contents

CAST OF CHARACTERS

PREFACE

Part I: Recipes for Revolution

Cookbooks
Birdie's Farm
Scrambled Eggs
Birdie's Village
Bacon

Part II: Enter the Ram

The Merino Problem
The Brillo Legends

Bad, Baaaad, Brillo
When Brillo Met Annie
Local Woman Goes Buggy
No, No, Brillo!
Brillo and the Blue Problem
Cindabrillo
The Ransom of Brillo

The Brillo Letters
A Night at the Ballet

Part III: The Trouble in Franconia

Motherhood and Apple Pie, While You're at It
Common Sense
The Suhl Incident
Bypass Surgery
In the Night, All Hats Are Gray
Who's Calling This Race?
A Nightmare Upon the Present
On Ye Saints
Suits

Part IV: The Ram Rebellion

Chapter 1: "Not the Three Graces"
Chapter 2: "Helmut, speaking for the Ram"
Chapter 3: "The natives are restless"
Chapter 4: "Last time, it was a work shoe"
Chapter 5: "Prophesy to the breath"
Chapter 6: "I shall nonetheless do this"
Chapter 7: "Recriminations will get you nowhere"
Chapter 8: "But you think that we are going to hell"
Chapter 9: "Unless it should happen that I am unlucky"
Chapter 10: "Just a truce in a little corner of it"
Chapter 11: "Brillo, four feet or not, is a creature of free will"
Chapter 12: "I'm sick to death of these swaggering little lords"
Chapter 13: "This is simply more than we can tolerate"
Chapter 14: "Call off the ram, or they die"
Chapter 15: "The ram has taken Halsgericht now"
Chapter 16: "Now you're scaring me to death"

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