—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:722:14
TO:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office Terra
Message: March—I am sending, as soon as the Chute stabilizes, an improved-model thought-disruptor which you should find very useful in implementing our policy of frustrating and delaying the attempts of the Terrans in North America to make serious space progress.
Let me somewhat belatedly congratulate you on that beautiful job you did on the cameras in their previous moon-rocket. This equaled the job your opposite number in North Asia performed on the communications system of that planetary shot that went the distance—in silence.
Keep up the good work. The idea is to never let them know they are being sabotaged, but gradually make them so sick of the mounting expense and so weary of the unexplainable flops and failures, that they will voluntarily give up their space programs. The Fleet can't be everywhere at once and it is much easier to control isolated planets than it is to put them down after they start spreading out over the whole solar system.
You should find the new thought-disruptor highly useful. Full instructions will, of course, be included with it. My suggestion is that you plant it in some research installation governing their long range space-exploration program. The effect should be beautiful.
Yours in anticipation,
Q. Sarul
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
7/1/64
Liz—
I have to be out of town for several days, but hope you will sift the incoming mail for anything that looks at all promising. We seem to be going through some kind of writer's drought. That, plus the heat, and the noise as the monster JPN Cybernetic Research outfit moves in next door, has made this the worst summer yet.
What's wrong with J. A. Catherton? Why don't we hear anything from him?
R. B. Jones
Editorial Director
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
7/1/64
R. B.—
I'll do my best, but if you can't squeeze anything usable out of this pile, I just can't make any promises.
J. A. Catherton's literary agent says Catherton made three successive sales to Playboy, and has now gone off to Bermuda. At last report, he was seen riding around the island in a carriage with three blondes.
The agent expects it will take Catherton two months to go through his money, and one month to recover. We therefore can't expect anything from him till sometime in October.
Have a good trip.
Liz
—BY HYPERWARP—
2074B14
TO:
G12, Centauran High Command
04618 Central MM10001AAA
Centaurus Prime
FROM:
Jones A1A Terra
RE: Countersabotage
Sir: This is to report successful deactivation of the source of an Aldebaranian-type remote-handling-machine signal; deactivation was carried out by resonant tracer-wave apparatus. No countertracing operation was detected. It is to be assumed that the Aldebaranian-type signal resulted from a flaw in the shielding of the source. Total burn-out of this source's A and M circuits appears probable from analysis of filtered-signal characteristics during deactivation.
Let me say again that handling two jobs at once is not ideal, particularly if the Aldebaranians are on this planet. I repeat that in my opinion they are.
I again request assistance to enable me to carry out at least one of my two assignments with maximum efficiency.
Jones
—BY HYPERWARP—
2074B16
TO:
Jones A1A, Terra
ZZ6074BZA
FROM:
G12, Centauran High Command
Centaurus Prime
RE: Report and request
Sir: Your report of deactivation of Aldebaranian-type signal-source highly satisfactory.
Your request for assistance refused, due to prior commitments of higher priority.
Keep up the good work.
J. Schnock, Stf. Col.
In-Charge
Branwell, Ohio
R.F.D. #1
7/2/64
Mr. R. B. Jones, Ed.
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Jones:
I have long read your publications with great interest, but, just between us, I think your latest issues are not up to your usual high level. I think I could do better for you myself.
I am, therefore, enclosing a novelette, titled "Break of Day."
When you send the check, please note I am not your prize author J. A. Catherton, who is no relative of mine. If he were my own brother, I would not talk to him after the way he ended that novel in the December issue. To avoid confusion, I want to use the pen name, Lance Burnett.
Sincerely,
J. C. Catherton
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office Terra
TO:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:722:28
Message: Chief—The Chute has yet to stabilize enough to let your new sabotage gimmick through.
I hope you will also send through a new remote-handling-machine control-unit. This one gave a weird hum and blew up in a shower of sparks the other night, just as I was getting set to have a little fun with the second stage of an Atlas Agena rocket.
I can't sabotage anything without this remote-handling-machine control-unit. Also, please send a new viewfinder, as the eyeplates of this one are fogged and starred.
—There aren't any Centaurans on this planet, are there?
Yours in frustration,
J. March
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:722:32
TO:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office Terra
Message: March—Indications here are that the Chute will stabilize momentarily, to be followed by a long interval of instability.
Unfortunately, our credit-allocation is about used up for this budgetary period, so you will have to position the disruptor manually.
—Yours in adversity,
Q. Sarul
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
Liz—
I'm taking Catherton's story, "Break of Day." Make out a check for $500.00. The address is RFD #1, Branwell, Ohio. Note, please, that this is J. C. Catherton, penname Lance Burnett. Don't send the check to J. A. Catherton, as this is not the same man.
R. B. Jones
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office, Terra
TO:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:722:34
Message: Chief—The disruptor got through the Chute the day before yesterday, about the same time as your incredible message. Do you have any idea what you're asking me to do when you say, first that I should plant this device in a "research installation governing their long-range space-exploration program," and then, in a later message, you drop the suggestion that I will have to do this "manually?"
Fortunately, I found that the instructions for this thought-disruptor itself were clear. I can see that, what with its projecting a wide-angle cone-shaped beam, at random intervals, that interrupts mental activity, and creates confusion, memory lapse, and short-range subjective quasi-temporal jumps, this would be an effective device to sabotage high-level local space-planning. I was glad to see that this was a practical gadget.
But I can tell you I have no intention of trying to plant this device by hand, and thereby wind up shot, in prison, under questioning by the FBI, or giving testimony before a Senate committee. You don't seem to realize what I am up against.
Luckily, just as I was examining the gadget, I had a brain wave.
There is a big important organization called JPN Cybernetics Research, which has the lion's share of the supersecret design-computer market, and is, I believe, starting to supply these computers to the military and the space program.
Well, suddenly I could see exactly what to do. JPN Research is just moving into new offices, and I immediately went there, landed a job as janitor, and in the bustle and confusion succeeded in planting the disruptor behind a louvered panel in the back of a big RECONVEN-666 SUPERTRON computer.
As you can see, the disruptor is bound to affect the action of the 666, and this, in turn, will throw the JPN program off-base, which, by an inescapable chain of events will then react on the local space program, since JPN Research is integrally bound into this program.
I was in a somewhat exhilarated frame of mind, thanks to this coup, and, thus keyed up, I was unable to avoid grabbing a shapely secretary I met in the hall, and dancing a little jig with her, along with giving her a brotherly local-style "kiss" for good measure. Unfortunately, she turned out to be the wife of some stuffed shirt who immediately fired me. This does not matter, however, since the disruptor is already in the 666, doing its work. I enclose a diagram to show where I planted it.
I think I deserve a medal for this job, don't you?
Incidentally, you didn't answer the questions in my previous message: There aren't any Centaurans on this planet, are there?
—Yours in triumph,
J. March
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498, Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:722:35
TO:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office, Terra
Message: March—One more job like this, and the medal you get will be a size twelve nuclear grenade wrapped around your neck on a length of high-voltage cable.
In the first place, putting the disruptor inside a computer is plain stupid. How do you know it will work on an electronic device? This disruptor was designed for human-type organic nervous systems. Maybe it will work on this 666 you mention, but how do you know?
In the second place, what if the 666 does act up? What if they then run a test problem through it and get a wrong answer? Then they will examine it and find the disruptor, right?
In the third place, what you say about your frame of mind when you had this disastrous stroke of genius suggests that you had inadvertently brushed against the switch, turned the device on, and gotten a high-power jolt at short range. This is the only explanation I can think of for your catastrophic series of blunders, which is capped by a classic error evident in the diagram enclosed with your message.
In this diagram, you show a distinct bump on one side of the little rectangle you use to represent the disruptor. Apparently you believe that this side with the bump is the front of the case. No. This is the back of the case. The cone of mental disruption is projected at random intervals out the other side of the case, which is a plain flat plate of electromagnetically-transparent plastic.
You have, then, got this device in the wrong place, and you have got it in there backwards.
Now, reference to your diagram reveals one additional, purely-gratuitous element of disaster.
This device is now aimed through two walls into the adjacent building; that is, according to your diagram, into an office of Stupendous Publications, Inc.
Now, in reply to your question whether the Centauran Technocracy has any agents on this planet, we do not actually know. But subject-matter analysis of material put out by Stupendous Publications suggests a strong Centauran bias. Intensive probing operations have failed to prove a thing, but we positively do not want to complicate both our space-sabotage program and our investigation of possible Centauran involvement by tangling the two together.
To correct this chain of errors, we are sending you, as soon as the Chute stabilizes, a beam-projector that can be aimed at the appropriate spot in the JPN Cybernetics building, and it will positively burn out every circuit in the disruptor.
Until this time, the cone of confusion, will, at random intervals, be projected through the two walls, somewhat attenuated by such a thickness of matter, into an office of Stupendous Publications.
—Well, if they are Centaurans, they will deserve what happens. But they may get suspicious.
Keep a close watch for the beam-projector, which we will send as soon as the Chute stabilizes. We want to get rid of that disruptor before anyone finds it.
—Yours in catastrophe,
Q. Sarul
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
7/9/64
R. B.—
I have just sent out a check for $500.00, for "Break of Day," by Lance Burnett, penname J. C. Catherton. I've been careful not to send the check to J. A. Catherton.
Liz
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
7/9/64
Liz—
I'm afraid you've somehow got this backwards. "Lance Burnett" is the penname of J. C. Catherton, not the other way around. —However, I'm sure the check will reach him, as he lives in a small town, and probably they know his penname. And if it doesn't, he will let us know. This is much better than sending it to J. A. Catherton and having to extract it from him afterward.
R. B. Jones
U.S. POST OFFICE
BRANWELL, OHIO
7/10/64
Sam Barnet
R.F.D. #2
Branwell, O.
Dear Sam,
I have an envelope here from Stupendous Publications, Inc., addressed to "Lance Burnett," R.F.D. #1, Branwell. Do any of your relatives spell their names "Burnett"? This name doesn't sound like anyone else who lives around here.
T. Stubbs
Postmaster
R.F.D. #2
Branwell, Ohio
7/11/64
T. Stebbs
Postmaster
Branwell, Ohio
Dear Ted,
No relative of mine—Imagine the letter has the wrong address, and should be sent to Branvill, not Branwell.
Sam Barnet
U.S. POST OFFICE
BRANVILL, OHIO
7/18/64
Miss Lucy Barnett
R.F.D. #1
Branvill, O.
Lucy—
We have an envelope here from Stupendous Publications, Inc., addressed to "Mr. Lance Burnett." Is this anyone visiting you, or could it be a misspelling of your name?
Edna R.
R.F.D. #1
Branvill, Ohio
7/21/64
Mrs. Edna Ramsey
Postmistress
Branvill, Ohio
Dear Edna:
No, Tom and Alice are going to visit us later, over Labor Day; but there's no "Lance" in the family, and I have never had any business with the company you mention.
Possibly this was intended for Larry Barton. —Or the letter could have been meant to go to Oregon.
Lucy Barnett
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office Terra
TO:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,489 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:722:98
Message: Chief—I am still watching the Chute for that beam-projector, but the Chute is still unstable.
The thought disruptor is still in the 666, unless they've found it.
—Yours in gloom,
J. March
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
10/29/64
Liz—
Every so often lately, all hell breaks loose around here. Exactly how did it come about that this cover illustration by Beame, with the big "B" down in the corner, plain as day, is credited to Hoxmeyer on the contents page?
We now have about a hundred thousand copies of this issue moving out all over the country, and what do you suppose is going to happen when Beame gets a look at that contents page?
R. B. Jones
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
10/29/64
R. B.—
I don't know how that Hoxmeyer thing in the current issue came about, but right now I am going through a stack of letters in response to your answer to the letter from Mr. Larry J. Prendergast in the previous issue. As you remember, you said, "Light travels at up to twelve times the speed of sound (in space), so that Fizeau's experiment did not prove the relativity of c in interplanetary travel."
I am trying to arrange these letters for your convenience in considering them.
Liz
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
10/30/64
Liz—
Obviously, my reply to Prendergast must have been a joke.
On page 65 of this current issue containing the Hoxmeyer error, however, I find that kind of thing popping up too often.
Whose bright idea was it to run three streams of type down through this illustration, in the background, so that text and illustration are mutually fouled up?
R. B.
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office Terra
TO:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:723:14
Message: Chief—That beam-projector has yet to come through the Chute, and the Chute is just as unstable now as earlier.
I have tried to get at the disruptor by less drastic methods, but that part of the JPN building is sewed up tight.
—Yours in weary patience.
J. March
—BY HYPERWARP—
2074F6
TO:
G12, Centauran High Command
04618 Central MM100001AAA
Centaurus Prime
FROM:
Jones A1A Terra
RE: Suspected Aldebarian harassment
Sir: I enclose a full report covering what I believe to be mental harassment aimed at disrupting the efficiency of this operation.
I have warned you repeatedly that it is too much to expect two such jobs of one individual.
Now I request that you study the enclosed report, and then send me at once one Model C rapid-keying beam-thrower with attached direction-finder so that I can end this business.
Jones
—BY HYPERWARP—
2074F8
TO:
Jones A1A Terra
ZZ6074BZA
FROM:
G12 Centauran High Command
Centaurus Prime
RE: Report and request
Sir: I fully appreciate your irritation at this low blow by the Aldebarians, who have, however, thus revealed their presence definitely. We are preparing measures to localize them precisely.
We must now avoid revealing our own hand. You must, therefore, bear up under this frustrating experience.
J. Schnock, Stf. Col. In-Charge
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
11/27/64
R. B.—
Yes. I know we had things straightened out for a while there, and I honestly don't know how we came to buy "Weeping I Through the Ship Chandlery." As I remember, you, I, and the business manager were standing in a corner of the room with one of us laughing and reading it out loud, and all of a sudden we just realized it was great.
I believe you are right that this was written by splitting a page of Dickens' "Old Curiosity Shop" down the middle, and joining the left half of this page line-by-line with the right half of a page from Bowditch's "Practical Navigator."
I am very embarrassed not to have noticed this before. I certainly agree that it should be suppressed.
Liz
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
12/10/64
Mr. R. B. Jones, Ed.
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Jones:
On July 1st of this year, I sent you a novelette titled "Break of Day," under the penname, "Lance Burnett."
I have yet to receive any word about this novelette.
I realize that long delays are customary in the writing business, and I am prepared to be patient. But you have now had this story for six months.
I hope you will either accept, or send it back to me so that I can send it somewhere else.
I understand editors complain that there are not enough good magazine writers around nowadays.
Obviously, they have all died of starvation.
Truly yours,
J. C. Catherton
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
12/11/64
Liz—
Make out a check for $500.00 to J. C. Catherton, and send it to him at RFD #1, Branwell, Ohio. Take care of this at once, and see that it goes out as quickly as possible.
R. B. Jones
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
12/11/64
Mr. J. C. Catherton
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
Dear Mr. Catherton:
I want to express my sincere regret for the minor clerical error that has prevented our check for $500.00 from reaching you in payment for your novelette, "Break of Day."
This check was mistakenly sent to "Lance Burnett," your penname, and apparently was lost in the mail.
I want to thank you for your very fine work on "Break of Day." Another check is being sent you at once.
Cordially,
R. B. Jones
Editorial Director
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
12/11/64
Mr. R. B. Jones, Ed.
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Jones:
Please accept my apology for my hasty letter of Dec. 10th.
Shortly after sending it, it occurred to me that you could possibly have written to me under my penname. I inquired at the post office, and sure enough, there was an envelope addressed to "Lance Burnett."
Thank you very much for the check.
I am currently working on a new novelette and I intend to send it off to you around the end of this month.
Sincerely,
J. C. Catherton
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
12/12/64
Liz—
Don't send that check to J. C. Catherton. Let me know at once that you haven't sent it.
Jones
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
12/12/64
R. B.—
The check went out last night, as you told me. I mailed it from the central post office, Air Mail, Special Delivery.
Liz
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
12/12/64
Mr. J. C. Catherton
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
Dear Mr. Catherton:
I have your letter of Dec. 11th.
As we have just sent your second check, to replace the check which you have now received, I think I should warn you that we have been in touch with our bank, and payment on this second check has been stopped. So that there will be no misunderstanding—the first check will go through, but the second check will not.
Do not deposit this (second) check. Do not cash it. Do not try to use it in any form. This check is no longer valid.
Return this second check to me at once.
Sincerely,
R. B. Jones
Editorial Director
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:723:47
TO:
J. March
Branch Office Terra
Message: Dear March—Please be patient. We are trying to get the beam-thrower to you, but severe instability continues to block our efforts. No, use of explosives is not justified in this case, as it would not destroy the disruptor circuits with the certainty we require.
Q. Sarul
Chief, Unit 28
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
12/14/64
Mr. R. B. Jones, Ed.
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Jones:
I have just received your replacement check for "Break of Day," and your letter explaining the mix-up over the checks.
Thank you very much for this second check. I hope you will excuse my depositing this additional check at once—for the purpose of knocking the look of superiority off the face of the frustrated social arbiter who serves as teller at the bank here. I am enclosing herewith my own check for five hundred dollars, so you see it comes out right in the end.
Thanks very much for your kind words about "Break of Day." I am working hard on the new novelette, and hope you will like it just as well.
Cordially,
J. C. Catherton
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
12/16/64
Mr. J. C. Catherton:
I am dumbfounded by your letter of Dec. 14th, which has just reached me.
Thank you for your check.
I have, of course, gotten in touch with our bank, and instructed them to pay our check when it is presented.
Please disregard my previous letter. It is always easier to give authors money than it is to get it out of them again, as you would know if you gave advances, as we do in our book division.
However, I am sure we will have a most harmonious business association.
We are looking forward to your new novelette, and will give it a very careful reading, as we do all material of real merit submitted to us.
Cordially,
R. B. Jones
Editorial Director
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
12/16/64
Mr. R. B. Jones
Editorial Director
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Jones:
I am astonished at your letter of Dec. 12th.
If you want men to write for you, not frightened mice, you should treat your writers like men. You will never get decent stories from the kind of people who will accept the treatment laid down in your letter of Dec. 12th.
Why should you stop payment on the second check?
I have sent my own check. That you stop payment on your second check means that I have received no payment for this story, as my check now cancels out your first check. This is the height of callous disregard for the rights of others.
Do you propose that I write for you for nothing?
Perhaps you would like me to send you a check for $500.00 along with my next story.
I can assure you that until this matter is straightened out, and until you stop using a manner of speaking which suggests that I am operating some kind of racket by expecting payment for my work, you will see no more of my work.
I am stopping payment on my check forthwith.
Truly yours,
J. C. Catherton
—BY HYPERWARP—
2074J5
TO:
G12, Centauran High Command
04618 Central MM10001AAA
Centaurus Prime
FROM:
Jones A1A, Terra
RE: Continued harassment
Sir: I enclose a new report on continued Aldebaranian activity.
You had better hurry up those countermeasures or I am going after this bird with a trace meter and photoplasmic homogenizer.
Jones
—BY HYPERWARP—
2074J6
TO:
Jones A1A Terra
ZZ6074BZA
FROM:
G12, Centauran High Command
Centaurus Prime
RE: Harassment
Sir: Don't do it. We now have their installation bugged with a thousand percent overlap in all directions, and are taking out valuable information by the bucket.
They are just as anxious to close out this operation as you are.
If this gets to be too much, take a Z-capsule and hold your breath for a moment. This will give the temporary outward effect of apoplexy, which is exactly what the Aldebaranians would expect of a Terran in this spot.
J. Schnock,
Stf. Col. In-Charge
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
12/19/64
Mr. J. C. Catherton
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
Dear Mr. Catherton:
I am writing to you in place of our editorial director, Mr. R. B. Jones, who was taken to the hospital yesterday with a mild heart attack.
I have gone over your correspondence with Mr. Jones, and agree that some injustice has been done here. Mr. Jones, as you know, is one of the old "tough" breed of editors, and is inclined to be a little harsh, even—perhaps especially—with his favorite authors. He expects a very high standard of performance.
Now, as for this difficulty about the checks. I have here your letters, dated December 10th, and 13th, and copies of Mr. Jones' letters which seem to make clear that your story "Break of Day," due for publication in January, has in effect not yet been paid for.
I am enclosing herewith our check for $500.00 to make good this error.
Sincerely,
Richard R. Manning
Publisher
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
Interoffice Memo
Dec. 21, 1964
Richard—
I have word from the bank that payment has been stopped on this check from J. C. Catherton. If I understand these vouchers correctly, Catherton has now been paid $1500.00 for this one novelette, "Break of Day." This is already 50% over our top rate. But what worries me is that there seems to be no end in sight. Every few days, another check goes out to Catherton. We'd better draw the line somewhere. —Let me know if you want me to take a crack at straightening this out.
Harold Halliburton
Business Manager
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
Dec. 21, 1964
Mr. J. C.. Catherton
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
Dear Mr. Catherton:
Our bank informs us that you have deposited check No. 6428 to your account, and that this check has been duly paid. We have accordingly stopped payment on checks No. 6998 and 7002.
As you have stopped payment on your check No. 289, I sincerely trust that this solves the problem of paying for your story "Break of Day."
Very truly yours,
Harold J. Halliburton
R.F.D.. #1
Branwell, Ohio
12/21/64
Mr. Richard R. Manning
Publisher
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Manning:
I have received your letter of December 18th, and am very grateful for your kindness.
I was very sorry to hear of Mr. Jones' illness, and certainly hope that this mix-up over the checks was in no way responsible.
It appears to me that the matter is still not entirely straightened out. Apparently, you did not see my letter of Dec. 16th, in which I said that I was stopping payment on my check, owing to a slight misunderstanding with Mr. Jones, who I thought was stopping payment on his checks.
If I understand this correctly, I will now have one thousand five hundred dollars for this story, and this is three times your standard rate. All I should get is five hundred dollars.
Accordingly, I am sending you a check for one thousand dollars.
This is the difference between $1500.00 and $500.00. and should straighten the matter out entirely.
Cordially,
J. C. Catherton
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
12/23/64
Harold—
I have just received a $1000 check from J. C. Catherton, to make up the difference between the $1500 I was giving him, and the $500 that was his payment for "Break of Day."
It appears to me that your stopping payment on the two latest checks means that he will suffer severely for selling us the novelette. If I understand this correctly, we are now $500.00 ahead. In effect, he has paid us $500 for the story.
Richard
STUPENDOUS PUBLICATIONS
12/23/64
Richard—
I have a terrific cold, and am not sure I am thinking any too clearly, but this matter is certainly so elementary that it can be straightened out.
Now, as I understand it, we owe Catherton five hundred dollars, over and above the five hundred for the story.
Accordingly, I am sending him air mail two checks for five hundred dollars. The first nullifies the debt and the second pays him for the story. —Now we have that out of the way.
Next to counteract the $1000 check Catherton sent you, I have instructed our bank to pay the two $500 checks you and Jones sent Catherton. Thus these two checks cancel out the $1000 check from Catherton.
Now, on top of this cold, I have a blinding headache, so I am going home, have a hot toddy, and start the Christmas season early.
I would advise you to do the same.
Harold.
—SUBGRAM—
FROM:
J. March, Agent
Branch Office Terra
TO:
Q. Sarul, Chief, Unit 28
Bureau of Outplanet Sabotage
Block 262,498 Level 18
Aldebaran 4(2) QZ66:723:51
Message: Chief—On returning from successful performance of my mission, I got drawn into a local celebration, but assuming I can focus long enough, I want to report that I finally got the beam-thrower through the Chute, and am happy to say that I put it into action—successfully, since the red tell-tale light lit up bright when I fired at the disruptor.
The natives on this planet have a saying that "Every cloud has its silver lining."
If so, I would like to know where it is in this mess.
—Yours in hung-over relief,
J. March
R.F.D. #1
Branwell, Ohio
January 1, 1964
Mr. Richard R. Manning
Publisher
Stupendous Publications
4622 East 42nd St.
New York 58, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Manning:
I am belatedly writing to you today because for the past week I have been waiting to be sure that I am caught up on all the letters coming in from your wonderful Stupendous Publications.
As you may imagine, I was absolutely dumfounded to receive two more checks for $500.00. Especially so, since upon receiving Mr. Halliburton's very cold letter of December 21st, I had immediately stopped payment on my check for $1000.00.
You may imagine my further astonishment when the two previous checks which Mr. Halliburton said he had stopped payment on, were also paid.
This means that I have now received five checks for five hundred dollars, two sent by Mr. Jones, one from you, and two from Mr. Halliburton. This is a total of two thousand five hundred dollars for this one story.
I have thought of sending back to you a check for two thousand dollars, but I am afraid of what might happen. This way we know where we stand.
I am enclosing a new story, and I am happy to tell you that you can have it free, as you now a credit on account with me of two thousand dollars.
Don't worry that I am going to give up writing. I see there is real money in it, and I will be working at it day and night.
But I don't expect to have another Christmas like that one for a while. Happy New Year!
Cordially,
J. C. Catherton