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The Last Centurion

Table of Contents

BOOK ONE: IN A TIME OF SUCKAGE

Chapter One
Days of Wine and Song


Chapter Two
I Was and Am an Idiot

Chapter Three
Three Sentences All Alike in Fuckedup'edness

Chapter Four
They Always Forget the Emergency

Chapter Five
When the Turbine Blows Up

Chapter Six
Daddy Is Under the Roses

Chapter Seven
Case Studies or the Grasshopper and the Ant

Chapter Eight
Let Them Eat Cake

Chapter Nine
Random Associations

BOOK TWO: THE LAST CENTURIONS
Chapter One
Stick, Shit End, One Each


Chapter Two
There's this Duck Video . . . 

Chapter Three
Pax Americana

Chapter Four
We Get Ammunition?

Chapter Five
Unofficial? You're Fucked.

Chapter Six
Actioning by Transformational Defenestration of Obstructors

Chapter Seven
All Good Things Come to an End

Chapter Eight
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

Chapter Nine
Cross that Strait When We Come to It

Chapter Ten
Uno Problemo

Chapter Eleven
He Turned White. Well, Whiter.

Chapter Twelve
Go Do that Voodoo

Chapter Thirteen
The Last Centurions

Chapter Fourteen
There Has Been A Good Killing

Chapter Fifteen
It's a Good Place to Hallucinate

Chapter Sixteen
I Had Them Right Where I Wanted Them

Chapter Seventeen
Honorable Bastard

Chapter Eighteen
Yeah, Son, We Really Kicked Ass

Chapter Nineteen
There Was an Issue

Chapter Twenty
Adana, Van, Christ It Sounds the Same with a Turkish Accent

Chapter Twenty-One
Of Course We Fucking Looted

Chapter Twenty-Two
Been Down So Long Looks Like Up to Me

BOOK THREE: THE NEW CENTURIONS
Chapter One
Ruminations on Durance Vile


Chapter Two
We Are TOO Going to Have an Election!

Chapter Three
Gosh, Here's a Thought . . . 

Chapter Four
The Penalty for a Job Well Done Is . . . 

Chapter Five
I Am Your Centurion

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